(A)www look at this text I just got.
From “(b)ae” to “blocked.”
“(C)an I watch his snap from your phone?”
(D)elete my number.
When you realize he/she is for (e)verybody.
(G)irlllllll. I just sent the screenshot.
“(H)ow did you end up in a relationship so fast? We just saw each other last week!”
(I)’m changing my netflix password.
(J)ust text me when you’re outside.
Sometimes you just gotta accept the (L.)
When your (M)CM says things like, “what’s understood aint gotta be explained.”
If my (n)udes get leaked, I’m taking every penny in that student checking account.
At least you didn’t end up (p)regnant. #silverlining
If his/her name starts with a “(Q)”, you probably should’ve known better.
The best (r)evenge is actually showing up to the function looking like a snack.
No, your parents are not your roommates. (S)top saying that.
“A bond is better than a (t)itle.”
Don’t ever let anyone send you home in an (U)ber.
The good, the bad, the (v)olunteered lie.
Oh, look! Another unsolicited “(W)YD” text.
When the double back proves why e(x)es are exes.
Wait. I don’t even like (y)ou that much.
“I miss (Z)addy.”